
hysteronproteronispreposterous:
at prom some bag of dicks at our table kept talking over me about how trans people are gross and wrong and then he told me porn was illegal and incest is disgusting but the last straw was when he said he hated nightcrawler
the best part was when you lost it and screamed you were tired of his existence
he hated nightcrawler
(Source: wallysdick)
yay, it’s back on my dashboard.
‘Kindly shut up’
my bro
(Source: stuartyoung)

Spoilers for the last scene of Season Three:
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INTERIOR, church, decorated for a small wedding ceremony.
Priest: Do you, John Hamish Watson, take this woman, Mary Morstan, to be your lawfully-wedded wife?
John: I d-
Doors bang open at the back. Everyone gasps and turns to see what is happening.
Sherlock: John! Please wait! There is something you must know!
John: Sherlock, what the-
ROLL END CREDITS AND THEME MUSIC
BASK IN THEIR ANGUISH FOR ANOTHER 18 MONTHS
i’m actually terrified
Just shat my pants
holy shat
LORDNONONONONONO
WHY
wh„

(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)

my mom has the same scarf
i love her hair who did it
Those are some very nice seats!
I wonder what track she’s on…. By the map behind her, I think she’s on the blue one.
I really love her choice in clothing omg
look at that cool artwork next to her on the window
oh I really like her tights they’re tealish green very pretty
I bet she’s going to the airport.
I don’t think brown chairs and brown floor was a good idea, they should have mixed the colours up a bit, added a splash of red maybe
I really like her skirt. It’s pretty.
DO NONE OF YOU NOTICE THE TRAIL OF BLOOD LEADING TO THE DEAD PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!
BLESS THIS POST
^^^^
I LOVE TUMBLR!!!!!!!!1
(Source: uglyuglyugly)
The entire interview Robert had his hand behind Tom and for a second he removed it and Tom went ahfdjfakdjakljk
ACTUALLY SCREAMING

NO
NO WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE DO THIS
WHO THE FUCK IS SO STUPID AS TO INTRODUCE A POTENTIALLY INVASIVE SPECIES WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS IT NEVER ENDS WELL
THEY DON’T BELONG IN THE FUCKING ECOSYSTEM NO THIS IS WRONG WHO DO I NEED TO HURT
(Source: scatmancrothers)